
	
	Today 
is the day when everyone reminds you you’re a year older and
	we all pretend to 
be happy about it.
	
	
	You’re great and even greater on your birthday.
	
	
	
	
	Roses are red,  Violets are blue,  Sugar 
	is definitely not as sweet as you !
	
	
	
	
	
	
	Happy  
	
	
	  Birthday
	
	
	The secret to staying young is to live honestly,  eat slowly,
	and lie about 
	your age  !
	
	Going old happens; Growing up is a choice.
	
	
	You’re still young but
	
	
	I 
just wanted to remind you that
	you’re a year older than you were last year.
	Statistics show that people who live longer have more birthdays.
	It is said that those who have the most birthdays, live the longest.
	
	
	Year  after  year,  you  count  the candles  on  your  birthday
	and  realize  that  candles  cost  more  than  the  cake ?
	
	Every year on 
your birthday, you get a chance to start new.
	It takes a long time 
to become young.
	
	
	
	
	I bet you’re totally over-the-moon excited that you are now another year older
and another year closer to collecting  senior citizen grocery shopping 
discount !
	
	You’re getting closer to the age
	when the government 
sends you money every month.
	
	
	
	
	
	
	Count the age, not the wrinkles you have.
	Count the blessings and wonderful 
	experiences you’ve had,
	not the mistakes you’ve made.
	Forget the past, 
	look forward to the future,
	for the best things are yet  to come.
	You have most of life’s firsts to look forward to,
	and a whole mess of early 
mistakes to leave behind.
	
	May all your birthday wishes come true -- except for the illegal ones
	
	!
	Have a wonderful,   happy,  healthy birthday now and forever.